Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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