Do vagina's smell?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Dear god my vagina.
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