He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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