I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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