We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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