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(513): View more from Ohio

Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.

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(619): View more from California

He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.

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(720): View more from Colorado

These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.

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(530): View more from California

My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch

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