Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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