I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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