My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
a search helicopter?!
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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