That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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