She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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