just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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