I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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