Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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