Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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