why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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