your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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