i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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