She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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