Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Randomize
