But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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