I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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