she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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