those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Randomize
