we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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