We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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