shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
There r osticjed everywhere
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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