My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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