are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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