Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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