The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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