Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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