And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Do you still have your period?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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