It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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