a queef is a wish your heart makes.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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