I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I could fuck to npr.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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