I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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