i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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