yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Im part way to drunk.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Randomize
