I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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