I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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