I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
