i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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