Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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