your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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