On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
