Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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