some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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