So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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