State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
