what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
