The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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