question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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