"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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