i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
