i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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