I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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