Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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