I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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